the first time in my life the red sox won a world series i was 34 years old. the first time in your life the red sox won a world series you were 2 years old. if you know the history of the red sox and their fans that would mean a lot to you. not that you will remember it but you did see the first inning of game 1 in the 2007 mlb world series between the boston red sox and the colorado rockies.
now let’s run down the connections. when the red sox won their first world series in 86 years your parents were living in denver colorado. home of the colorado rockies. your mother was pregnant with you. the red sox beat the st. louis cardinals four games to none. a sweep. in 2007 you watched the first inning of game 1. the red sox beat the colorado rockies four games to none. your mother is pregnant with your younger brother. so every time your mother is pregnant the red sox win the world series.
